Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.– Chuck Palahniuk (via k-special)
99% of the time, your desk doesn’t care what your laptop weighs.
Extroverts, we love you. We just don’t want to talk to you all the time
How it works, when I (used to) see her in person the only thing in my mind was to pork her fucking brains out (ESFT), but (now), in my dreams all I want to do are the most cheezy romantic bullshit a chick flick “writer” couldn’t even come up with…
Things which seem in poor taste: too many personal effects cluttering up the...– Yoshida Kenkō – Essays in Idleness (via Gregory Van Buren)
Waiting for my Coca-Cola foam to settle so I can...
David: This is so annoying.
Rachel: Your life's really hard.
Statistically, the probability of any one of us being here is so small that the...– Lewis Thomas (via joshuakaufman)
Rachel: Does it make you angry that I'm so much smarter than you?
David: Shut up.
No se que es peor...
Skin U.S. | La nueva temporada de Futurama
Go without a coat when it’s cold; find out what cold is. Go hungry; keep your...– Henry Rollins (via Jimi Axelsson)
… once you get lost in the comparison game, you enter a never-ending...– http://www.becomingminimalist.com/2011/07/14/the-danger-of-neglecting-time-alone
¿A quién no sigues por orgullo?
Openmindeo: Programmer Joke →
openmindeo: A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay…
Todavía no he visto Toy Story 3
Por toda la llorazon relacionada que pregonan los que ya la vieron.
That awkward moment when you don't know if your...
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Generation Y Problem:
stevewoolf: bestrooftalkever: …Now that Steve Jobs is leaving Apple, you can’t talk tech business at parties anymore because you don’t know any other CEOs or anything about business. HAAA
Motel es la verga
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People go crazy
I've been moaning about not having any pasta in...
corriepants: There is still no pasta contemplating suicide